Toddleberry

A fictional place in which several questionable laws are enforced, including:
 * An extra commandment "Thou shalt not park here." Breaking this will get you towed and burned at the stake
 * The speed limit is 19. If you go 20, you're going to jail
 * Watch out for gophers 🐢
 * If a pedestrian is not carrying dumb bells, you can run them over
 * Do not swim in the bushes. You will be shot on sight
 * If you've captured a prisoner in your trunk, they are legally yours
 * Do not dive in the toilet. Three people have drowned this way
 * Do not wear bowler hats. They make you severely less cool and you will be fined $200